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May 5th 2008 23:17
The first round of the NBA playoffs came and went with a flurry of assault, marijuana, and rap beef. This seriously is one of the most exciting playoffs in years, and I'm happy to have so much free time to watch all the games thanks to my jobs hour cut backs. I'll be breaking down each second round series, talking about awards, and giving some predictions.

Hornets vs. Spurs:

Little Isiah after silencing his first wave a critics, gave the chlorform treatment to a few more after he produced a double double in a game 1 trouncing of the defending champs. Chris Paul was once again unstoppable. He got everywhere he wanted with single coverage, split doubles, hit the open man, and scored whenever the Spurs attempted to stay at home on the open man. David West showed his all star appearance was no fluke as he went off for 30 and 9 on one of the NBA's best defenses. However the biggest lift came from Tyson Chandler who held the man hailed as the greatest power forward of all time to 5 points on 1-8 shooting. His long arms and superior athleticism bothered Duncan all night and he was unable to adjust. The damage from Parker and Ginobli were also minimized which of course led to a Hornets victory. I predicted the Hornets would take it in 6 or 7, but if the Spurs can't get Duncan going and stop Paul and his supporting cast, this one may be over even faster.


Celtics vs. Cavaliers

Despite the first round scare against the Hawks, I don't expect Boston to face the same troubles with Lebron and company. Cleavland does not come close to the young athletes that the Hawks posses with the exception of King James which already gives Boston an edge. Cleveland is not known as a running team, particularly with a frontcourt of Ben Wallace and Big Z. They play in the half court game which is the bread and butter of the Celtic's league best defense. After the trade, the Cav's offense has not been crisp and a team like Boston will be able to turn Lebron into a jump shooter and not give anyone good looks. Then on the other end they sport the young stud Rajon Rondo and 3 future hall of famers who each are looking for the open man. I expect the Cav's to be totally outmatched and fall to the Celtics in 5. Cleavland does not posses the quickness to bother Boston and their offense relies on the penetration of 1 man. And as we saw last year in the finals, one man won't cut it.


Detroit vs. Orlando

This series looks like it'll playout as it has for the past 8 games in the postseason. Detroit has too much toughness for the magic to deal with. Their offense relies on establishing Howard inside and getting out on the run to start raining threes. Detroit however shut down Howard who showed once again that he isn't there yet and forced Orlando into tough shots all game long. On the offensive end, they were able to exploit the Magic's weak perimeter defense and flimsy frontcourt help at the rim. Look for a sweep. I doubt Detroit will break down mentally so soon after that fiasco with the 76ers.


Lakers vs. Jazz

This has the makings of either a 7 games series or another sweep for LA. They totally outplayed the Jazz whom cannot stop Kobe when he looks to score, and struggle worse when he looks to pass. It also doesn't hep that they lead the league in fouls which is why Kobe went 21-23 from the freethrow line. The Lakers forced the Jazze into their weakness of jump shooting and used the endless supply of bricks to beat them soundly in transition. The only thing that kept the Jazz in the game was their offensive rebounding. Its just scary to think of how good LA could be with Bynum. Either way, they are too much for the Jazz. However, if Utah can focus on letting Kobe score while shutting down everyone else, they can ride their rebounding to a few wins, as long as they stick to their strengths on offense and stop letting Brewer and Kirelnko shoot.


Awards:

The annual individual achievements weren't too shocking this year around. Ginobli easily wrapped up 6th man which honestly wasn't fair since its like an NFL team putting its best defender on special teams. Manu could start on every team in this league and would have long ago been an all star, yet comes off the bench for strategic purposes. If he stays a reserve, they may have to retire this award.

Defensive player of the year was another no brainer, though far closer than the previous award. Kevin Garnett led a complete turnaround in the Boston team. They shot to the top of the defensive rankings due to KG's passion and high IQ on the defensive end. He does everything. Blocks/alters shots, plays passing lanes, picks the dribble, guards well on the pick and roll, dealing well with switches. He is everywhere. This is a totally different squad when he is anchoring that D. Marcus Camby was the runner up and may be the best individual defender in basketball. However it is overshadowed by the terrible defensive effort that Denver displays every single game, which was a big part of their first round sweep.


Most improved player was well deserved. Hedo had a a breakout year during which he brought even more attention to the fact that they grossly overpayed for Rashard Lewis. Hedo was the man in crunch time as one of the league leaders in 4th quarters scoring, and was flirting with a triple double in many games. My only beef is that this award was intended for young players that are on the rise, not league veterans who finally got their game together. Regardless, props to Hedo. Too bad you can't beat Detroit.


Coach of the year to Byron Scott was great for highlighting his impact on this newly elite western conference powerhouse. Though Chris Paul rightfully gets a large part of the credit, let's not forget who encourages Paul's toughness and improvement in shooting, the guy who brought Tyson Chandler out of draft bust status and who turned unknown David West into a threat. Scott has this team running a silky smooth offense and an aggressive defense that commits the least fouls in the NBA. Its about time Bryon got props for all he's done, especially after the raw deal he got in New Jersey after taking them to the finals in back to back seasons.


So the word on the street is that kobe will get his first MVP award. Not shocking though. I long prepared myself for the media guilt trip that would get Kobe the award. They felt bad for leaving out the best player in the NBA the last few seasons, especially after Dirks fall from grace. My personal choice was Chris Paul who I felt deserved it above the rest. Nobody even mentioned the Hornets at the start of the year, yet here they are, 2nd in the West and just knocked off one of the conference's elite in 5 games, while later destroying the defending champs in the 2nd round opener. So what if his team didn't finish first, based on the tightness of this West that should not have been overly emphasized. But at least Kobe finally got one. It would have been a far bigger travesty if Kobe never got an MVP award.

As far as predictions go, I've got a Boston vs. Laker final. Boston has a favorable remaining schedule in the east, except for Detroit who will give them trouble if they beat Orlando again.
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Iron Man Review

May 5th 2008 22:07
I recently was able to contribute to the record shattering sales of the smash hit Iron Man. 200 million dollars in 1 weekend. Amazing. It'd be even better if I got a cut of it, maybe I'll call the producers up and ask for some revenue since I'm plugging the movie in my blog. Anyway, I just felt the urge to leave a brief review for this excellent film.

Robert Downey Jr. was able to sober up long enough to take on the role of the wealthy, genius, playboy who heads the biggest weapons distributor on the planet, which he got from his old man. After surviving capture from terrorists by means of a primitive version of his heroic alter ego, he has a change of heart and goes good guy. The casting crew should get extra because they did an excellent job in selecting actors. The characters of Tony Starks and his long time assistance Pepper Potts (dead serious) light up the screen. The film stands alone in entertainment due to the straight faced and witty delivery of Downey as he charms his way through this visual effect fan's wet dream. The special effects were similar to Transformers but may have blown it out the water in sheer style. Even Stark's cell phone inspires some awe from the crowd. Almost every minute this movie almost has something pretty for the eyes without sacrificing story or dialog. I highly recommend you continue to make this movie obscene amounts of money and go check it out, because I guarantee that you won't want to watch this film on your home computer or modest living room set. And with the stunning fight sequences you'll really hate that dvd copy where people keep standing up to use the bathroom and completely block the camera lens.
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Sorry about the delay but the combination of a job and trying to build a music career left me without blog time. Sorry to keep anybody waiting. Now on to the topic:

After extensive research and through real life experience, I have found the one quality that EVERY SINGLE WOMAN looks for in a man. Without this trait you will not only fail to attract women, but you will fail at other aspects of your life. It is that important, and I cannot stress this enough. There is no point in taking dating advice without getting this down because no line in the world can get you success without it. In fact, let me get this out the way. THERE IS NO MAGIC LINE. Pickup lines do not work...Ever. If you use a pickup line, it had better be in an obvious joking manner. The only line that can get a woman to sleep with a guy is "Hi, I'm Brad Pitt." So any beliefs that there is some magic line to bag women must be deleted from your memory banks. They don't exist. If you aren't a superstar, or a natural, you must learn the skills. And even famous people can't pull every girl. So now that I've sufficiently hyped this up, here is the key element in everything I am telling you:

Confidence

Anti-climatic? Obvious? You bet. Unappreciated? Also correct. Confidence will get you EVERYWHERE. If you say something with enough confidence and belief, you can get away with almost anything. You must have confidence. Every woman I have ever heard describe her ideal man listed confident. Now, some people may not believe that this is their style. Wrong. Anybody can be confident, and if you are having trouble with it, I've got some required reading for you. But first, let's break it down.

Confidence:
I define confidence as a powerful belief in the competence of your abilities and a positive belief in yourself. Confidence is a great thing. Anybody who tells you not to be confident is lying to you and don't wish you success. This trait should not be confused with Arrogance. Arrogance stems from insecurity in yourself which causes people to put others down to big themselves up. When you're confident, you walk tall (literally), you feel that you can do anything, and you never allow negative thoughts to slow you down.

The Belief:
I am a great guy. I deserve nothing but the best. I will not be deterred by rejection, for it means nothing. I know I am a great catch and will move on to find someone who will appreciate me. I am unflappable. I do not need to overreact or lose my composure in any situation. I do not take anything too seriously and keep light hearted and carefree. I will not be jealous or needy, but independent and aloof because I have a fun and busy life style. I am a challenge, women will have to show me that they have more going for them than just their looks to get involved with me. I lead, never follow. I see what I want and go get it.

Master and become the above. It is essential. Now if you look at that, you can now figure out what went wrong in past encounters and/or relationships with women. Say you were in a relationship and it was going great. Then all of a sudden she starts getting colder, more moody maybe, then to your shock, she dumps you. What happened? It can probably be traced back to confidence. See the problem is guys end up chasing women away. And you chase women away by chasing women. Sound weird? Hey, it may not be logical, but it's the truth. Humans do not want what is too readily available. It's exactly like cats. You dangle a string in front of a cat and it'll go crazy trying to get it. But when you put it in front of the cat, it loses interest and walks away. It is the same with women. If you heavily pursue a woman and present no challenge, she won't want you. That is boring and makes you just like every other dork shouting cat calls at her or nervously shuffling up to the bar to tell her how hot she is. Stop it. Being in a relationship doesn't give you a pass to fall apart. Do not start calling her 50 times a day, giving compliments every sentence. It looks desperate and it gets annoying. Be cool, please. It is not work and you can't blame women for losing interest. Some guys will argue that being extra nice, buying gifts, compliments, are the right thing to do. Well sorry to burst your bubble, but that kind of stuff is nothing but poor manipulation. You would not normally do these things, you are attempting to get something out of it, and women will sense this, feel offended, and not respect you. That's not to say you can't buy gifts, give compliments, etc, during relationships. But do them on your own terms, not expecting anything out of it. Also do not allow a girl to boss you around. Say no sometime, it's okay. Don't let it always be "Where do you want to go?" "What should we do?" that is boy behavior, women want men. This crap flies with your mom, not a women you're trying to pursue. Instead you need more "We're going to this place tonight at 8 o'clock, wear that dress I like." Simple really, and you're not being a jerk. Women love assertiveness. Go with it.

How to appear confident:
Stick your chest out, put your shoulders back, keep your head forward and do not look down, do not swing your arms too much, walk at a slightly brisk but casual pace (not too slow or fast), take up as much space as possible when sitting. This doesn't mean lay down, but keep your legs wider and always lean back. Make slower gestures and eliminate any and all nervous ticks. When speaking, talk from the diaphragm so you get more base. Do not speak too quickly as if you have nothing important to say and must get your words out before your audience runs away or falls asleep. And learn to use the pause when speaking. I highly recommend watching movies of confident guys to mimic. They are a great example of what confident men look like. My suggestion for films:

Top Gun (Tom Cruise)
James Bond films (Sean Connory, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig)

Other films: Street Car named Desire, Roger Dodger, Gone with the Wind, pretty much any Brad Pitt film.

Watch the bad boys in movies, it'll be much easier.

If you have trouble with the mindsets then I highly recommend the following reading:

Anthony Robbins-Unlimited Power
Steve Bavister & Amanda Vickers-Teach Yourself NLP
Rhonda Byrne-The Secret

Good luck and stay tuned.
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How to be what Women want

March 24th 2008 00:58
This is the first in a series of blogs where I will be answering the question that Fraud tried his whole career to answer and failed. What do women want? I encourage the readers to add comments leaving your questions whether it be about a problem with your current relationship, how to get a relationship, personal development, whatever is plaguing your social life. Men and women are welcome to share their thoughts and ask for my perspective. I will take the time during the week to address in a separate post as many of your questions as I can and will probably answer more in the blogs themselves. I guess I should note that I do not have (nor do I need) a degree in this stuff. I have the benefit of my personal success and different experiences as well as a lot of reading. You do not have to take my advice as law, I'm just putting it out there to give you a unique point of view. So without further ado, Part 1 of How to be what Women want:

So what DO women want? If I had a dollar for every time a frustrated guy has said this, I'd be Bill Gates. Well the first thing I would say to a person asking this is that they already have the wrong idea here. That question is far too vague. Why do you want to know what women want? What specific want do you wish to learn? For what purpose will this answer serve? How important is it? Well as this is a dating blog, I'll narrow down the question. What do women want in a man? See? Much better. The answer is simple however....They want YOU. That's right, a woman wants YOU, a MAN. Confused? Of course you are. I'll elaborate. A woman doesn't want YOU as in the mamma's boy with no backbone. A woman wants the MAN that poor conditioning or traumatic events have hidden from her view. Not to worry, each week I will be giving you a vital key to having the success with the woman that you want and giving a woman the man she deserves


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The Fall of Humanity

March 22nd 2008 00:49
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Just like Groundhog Day

March 19th 2008 10:39
It's 3 A.M. and your children are not safe. Unless Hilary Clinton (wearing make up and a pants suit at this hour) is waiting by the phone in the oval office. For the sake of argument and the credibility of this ad, we'll assume the call isn't from Bill Clinton asking for a ride home and a pair of pants. Its terrorism, its a crisis. So we must turn to the person with experience in matters of this magnitude. Hilary Clinton, conquerer of Monica Lewinsky is our only hope.

Man if that were true, I'd be typing this from France


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Better than Magic?

March 18th 2008 22:29
I kicked my feet up on my worn couch to increase my comfort level. My eyes were glued to the basketball game currently being shown in HD on my moderately sized screen. The New Orleans Hornets were beating the defending champion Spurs...Badly. I watched in my now usual state of awe as Chris Paul effortlessly made speedster Tony Parker appear as if he were standing still, faked perennial All Defensive Team member Tim Duncan into the air, and easily lay the ball in. This was a running theme. One of the best defensive teams in basketball was being absolutely torched on both ends of the floor by this 6 nothing 3rd year point guard. They try to take away the drive on the pick and roll, so he hits a 20 footer. He does this a few more times, then shows it doesn't matter and runs past the help only to kick it out to Morris Peterson for a wide open three. He makes the shot. Manu Ginobli attempts to get in on the action offensively. Paul strips him, fast break. Tony Parker tries to take it to Paul with his formidable speed...CP3 strips him too. I soon realized that I wasn't just watching a talented guard having a good night. I was watching history being updated, the future sending me a teaser. Chris Paul is going to be the best point guard of all time.

I can here it now


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A Head-line for Business?

May 19th 2007 02:30
Nobody likes being thought of as an idiot, especially by people you've never even met, but when people say that first impressions count for everything, they're not kidding. In the business of internet dating, a headline or description spelled incorrectly can mean the difference between meeting someone ideal or not receiving any decent contact at all.
Friends of mine lament the fact that they always seem to attract the same sorts of people, including those on the internet that respond to their profiles and I think I know why this is, well for part of it anyway.
I will admit firstly that I am a bit of a spelling Nazi, but I am pretty sure that any profile that has horrible spelling in its headline is not going to get the attention is seeks, and if it does it is bound to be attention from people who cant recognise bad spelling and are probably only looking at the picture anyway – so are they the people you are really trying to attract


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Not-so Single Bloke

April 4th 2007 02:35
So I started this whole experiment just to find out how successful dating sites are. I can confirm that yes, they are successful. They work...or at least they do in my case.
I have a number of friends, both male and female who have accounts on various dating sites, and they have had varying degrees of success, so it seems that my 100% strike rate (1 date, 1 success) is a bit of an anomoly. Really, I think it is.
One female friend goes out on dates almost every week and she is certain that even the nice ones, the ones that "want" to go out on a few dates before they inevitably end up having sex are still actually only after sex


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Easy Going, Down To Earth, GSOH

October 25th 2006 18:32
Kind of like an impromptu survey, I have been noting what men and women write in their profiles as things they think should attract a potential mate. There are a couple of things that it seems everyone puts in their profile and I wonder if it is a good way to gauge what we think is important in a partner.
An overwhelming number write that they have either a good sense of humour and are down to earth. A lot of times they had both. It could be that they have used someone else’s profile as a reference for How To Write Your Profile and thought that they might be attractive traits but in general, I would almost bet that everyone thinks they have a good sense of humour. Not just on dating websites, I mean everyone. And that just isn’t true or possible.
The Down-To-Earth phenomenon is interesting too. What constitutes “Down-To-Earthiness” anyway? According to www.phrases.org.uk it means that you are “Someone who is without false pride or pretense. A sensible person. A person who knows what is truly important. Being called "down-to-earth" is a good thing


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