Ian WhiteChick-talk Entry 1
November 29th 2010 14:39
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Ever taken what a woman has said literally and gotten crucified for it? Ever wish you had a translator so you could avoid sleeping on the couch or getting drinks poured down your crotch? After years of research in the field and psychological studies, I bring you chick-talk:
I have a boyfriend-This seemingly straight forward statement has a number of potential meanings depending on the context and her body language:
*Within first few minutes of talking to guy she just met*
-I’m not interested but I’m too polite to say f**k off (Civil)
-I’m potentially interested but want to see if you’ll put in more effort (Coy, but interested)
-I’m monogamously screwing someone, please go away (Ice cold)
-I'm in a relationship, but I'll still take your number just in case (interested)
*While making out with you*
-I’m not willing to cut off the guy that buys me dinner regularly just to be your next conquest, please reassure. (Still very into it)
-I forgot I had a boyfriend, he’s kinda lame. But I still feel guilty enough to mention it. (Reluctantly into it)
-I have a boyfriend that I've been contemplating leaving and you’re making a strong case. (Extremely into it, said passively)
-You’re really bad at this (In process of leaving)
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I have a boyfriend-This seemingly straight forward statement has a number of potential meanings depending on the context and her body language:
*Within first few minutes of talking to guy she just met*
-I’m not interested but I’m too polite to say f**k off (Civil)
-I’m potentially interested but want to see if you’ll put in more effort (Coy, but interested)
-I’m monogamously screwing someone, please go away (Ice cold)
-I'm in a relationship, but I'll still take your number just in case (interested)
*While making out with you*
-I’m not willing to cut off the guy that buys me dinner regularly just to be your next conquest, please reassure. (Still very into it)
-I forgot I had a boyfriend, he’s kinda lame. But I still feel guilty enough to mention it. (Reluctantly into it)
-I have a boyfriend that I've been contemplating leaving and you’re making a strong case. (Extremely into it, said passively)
-You’re really bad at this (In process of leaving)
Check in for Chick-talk every Monday. Tuesday is Dudeanese
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