Ian WhiteChick-Talk Entry 2: Trick Questions
December 6th 2010 17:56
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Trick Questions
You may have been raised to think that whenever you are asked a question, you are supposed to answer truthfully. Well if you live in this society, you are quite lonely. All questions are not created equal in girl talk and things like honesty and reason go out the window for the sake of sparing feelings and padding esteem. Below are a few examples of trick questions and ways you could answer them as well as ways you should not answer them.
Don't:
Girl-Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy-A shower curtain would make you look fat.
Do:
Girl-Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy-I don't think the color suites you, try the red one.
Don't:
Girl-If I died, how long would you wait before dating again?
Guy-The first time a woman made herself available.
Do:
Girl-If I died, how long would you wait before dating again?
Guy-I can't even think about it, I'd be so devastated.
Don't:
Girl-Which one of my friends do you think is the cutest?
Guy-The one who offered to go down on me.
Do:
Girl-Which one of my friends do you think is the cutest?
Guy-They're all cute I guess, but they aren't my type. Let's go out for dinner.
You're welcome America
You may have been raised to think that whenever you are asked a question, you are supposed to answer truthfully. Well if you live in this society, you are quite lonely. All questions are not created equal in girl talk and things like honesty and reason go out the window for the sake of sparing feelings and padding esteem. Below are a few examples of trick questions and ways you could answer them as well as ways you should not answer them.
Don't:
Girl-Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy-A shower curtain would make you look fat.
Do:
Girl-Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy-I don't think the color suites you, try the red one.
Don't:
Girl-If I died, how long would you wait before dating again?
Guy-The first time a woman made herself available.
Do:
Girl-If I died, how long would you wait before dating again?
Guy-I can't even think about it, I'd be so devastated.
Don't:
Girl-Which one of my friends do you think is the cutest?
Guy-The one who offered to go down on me.
Do:
Girl-Which one of my friends do you think is the cutest?
Guy-They're all cute I guess, but they aren't my type. Let's go out for dinner.
You're welcome America
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