Ian WhiteDudeanese Entry 1: What Us Guys are Saying
November 30th 2010 18:44
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Here is the thing about guys that ladies seem to not comprehend; we are not complicated. Everything is fairly straight forward with us. However there are subtleties, codes, and secret societies that disclosing would lead to violent castration. So I'll just keep it simple.
I have a girlfriend-you may not think there is any place a guy would say this outside of a family reunion or while being interrogated but it can be said, and like with women, doesn't always mean what it sounds like.
*Said during the first few minutes of talking to a girl*
-Wow, your looks are indefensible. I couldn't rationalize even a secret, drunk, dead of night hookup, so please stop talking to me.
-You may be mentally unstable, so I'll be going now...slowly, while smiling.
-I'm an honest guy in a healthy relationship that i wish to prolong.
*Said while making out*
-I smell raw sewage, time to bail
-She said she kills people
-She said I love you
I have a girlfriend-you may not think there is any place a guy would say this outside of a family reunion or while being interrogated but it can be said, and like with women, doesn't always mean what it sounds like.
*Said during the first few minutes of talking to a girl*
-Wow, your looks are indefensible. I couldn't rationalize even a secret, drunk, dead of night hookup, so please stop talking to me.
-You may be mentally unstable, so I'll be going now...slowly, while smiling.
-I'm an honest guy in a healthy relationship that i wish to prolong.
*Said while making out*
-I smell raw sewage, time to bail
-She said she kills people
-She said I love you
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