Ian WhiteYup, this is our World ((A Week in Review))
December 12th 2010 16:26
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Oprah gets Political
During her heart to heart with Barbara Walters, billionaire Oprah Winfrey was asked how she thought her bff Obama was doing:
"I think it's unfortunate when you have a nation of people who don't want to support the president of the United States," she said.
4 years too late.
"I think we don't realize how close we came to Depression....people can't see it because they're only thinking about themselves. The fact that people still are out of jobs, but we're not in breadlines, we forget."
She said, wiping her mouth when she was done.
You're so right Oprah. Those people living in their cars because of the intellectual masturbation and three ring gambling circus of Bankers are so selfish. If Obama hadn't saved the empires of wealthy CEO's, they'd be in breadlines instead of lining up to steal bread. Oh wait, the republicans would have filibustered breadlines, it counts as a handout.
Next Barbra Walters had to have the now obligatory Sarah Palin for president conversation. It went like this:
Walters asked her what she would feel if Sarah Palin decided to run for president. "I wouldn't feel anything," Oprah said. "Obviously that would be her choice."
Evasive maneuvers. Maverick would be proud
"But do you think that Sarah Palin is qualified to be president?" Walters asked.
"I'm not going to answer that question," Oprah said. That's good, Barbara but I'm not going to answer."
"I tried," Walters said. "You sort of answered."
"I'm not answering," Oprah insisted.
How much are you willing to wager there was a menacing producer hovering around the set?
Sarah Palin is the media's new obsession and it seems they keep trying to coax people into stating the obvious. Anybody with an IQ above 60 knows Palin is an idiot and an embarrassment to her gender. However Oprah doesn't get down like that. She will not disparage a fellow wealthy and out of touch woman. Besides, whether you're qualified for president hasn't mattered since the invention of television. It's whether your propaganda machine can convince enough naive voters that you are.
Former Miss Arizona arrested in Kidnapping Scheme
Jeez, I bet she misses the airbrush. The law student felt scorned enough by her ex boyfriend to help have him kidnapped and tortured. What are they teaching at Arizona law schools? The arrest was made when the guy called the police, alleging that he was robbed and tortured for 10 hours. What happened to the good ole' days of tire slashing and flaming bags of feces on the steps?
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Kansas' most famous Baptist Church at it again
The Westboro Baptist Church, the dementedly homophobic church known for their "God bless dead soldiers" signs are taking aim at former Democratic vice-president candidate John Edward's estranged wife Elizabeth who recently died of cancer. They prepared "God bless Breast Cancer" signs for the occasion and intend to protest her funeral. Because you know, Jesus would have totally celerbated the death of cancer victims. The church goes on to claim that she is now a "resident of hell, where her rebellion and rage will take full flower." I'd say these people give religion a bad name but between the suicide bombings, the crusades, the spanish inquisition, catholic pedophilia, T.D. Jakes, missionaries who tell aids ravaged countries to not use condoms, scientology, abortion clinic bombings, and the KKK, they're a tad late to the party.
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Miley Cyrus Bong Hit
The disney channel pop star has once again ruffled the feathers of soccer moms everywhere. After her pole dancing, lap dancing, and general stripper auditioning, she's created headlines again by being stoned out of her mind off the technically legal hallucinogenic Salvia. She responded to the controversy by saying "She's not a little girl anymore." Correct, she is now Lindsey Lohan's understudy.
Personally, I think Miley Cyrus makes-oh I'm sorry, repeats, uninspired, bubble gum, crap that she doesn't even believe in. She's an alarmingly self-deluded narcissist without an intellectual bone in her call girl costumed body, but I'm still going to say this: lay off her. Instead of judging her, we should be pitying her. She's got a classically irresponsible has-been parent living vicariously through her, her friend's have no trouble profiting off of her misteps and she has no true grasp on the world around her. The girl doesn't want to be a role model, and parents should be arrested if they allow their kids to look up to her or any other self-indulgent media spectacle that pop culture shoves down our throats. If she wants to blow Salvia or blow a Jonas Brother it's her business and that of her legal guardians. How about we help rather than proliferating fodder for more mind numbing stories? Then maybe another rich young girl won't end up in rehab before turning 25.
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